Asia Carrera's a goddamn legend. AVN Hall of Famer, the brainiest babe in the business, and one hell of a nerd who helped turn porn from some backroom secret into the household name it is. Those wicked hot scenes she did for Wicked in the grunge era gave every mixed-up hottie who came after her a roadmap. Started banging on camera in '93 and split ten years later, leaving fans pissed off when she went legit. During that run she stacked wins like poker chips: first Asian chick to snag Female Performer of the Year, gave her pipes to cartoon smut, got inducted twice, and somehow found time to write, direct, and produce her own shit. Oh, and she can tickle the ivories like a concert pianist when she's not riding dicks. Don't get it twisted—those double-D curves could make a grown man cry, but it's the 156 IQ that set her apart. Member of MENSA, coding whiz, basically speaking binary while most girls were still figuring out their tan lines. She built a website that pulled more hits than your favorite rock star's fan page, back when "going viral" still sounded like a disease. Gave a generation of pervy teenagers their first taste of online ass at the turn of the millennium. She keeps winning in every lane she steps in, opening doors for the shy girls who secretly crave the spotlight and aren't afraid to get sloppy. If Asia hadn't kicked the hinges off the porn closet, half the cute bookworms lighting up screens today would've stayed buried in fan-fiction. Lucky for us, this cum-hungry genius said fuck it, took charge, and made the industry her bitch.
Asia Carrera's a goddamn legend. AVN Hall of Famer, the brainiest babe in the business, and one hell of a nerd who helped turn porn from some backroom secret into the household name it is. Those wicked hot scenes she did for Wicked in the grunge era gave every mixed-up hottie who came after her a roadmap. Started banging on camera in '93 and split ten years later, leaving fans pissed off when she went legit. During that run she stacked wins like poker chips: first Asian chick to snag Female Performer of the Year, gave her pipes to cartoon smut, got inducted twice, and somehow found time to write, direct, and produce her own shit. Oh, and she can tickle the ivories like a concert pianist when she's not riding dicks. Don't get it twisted—those double-D curves could make a grown man cry, but it's the 156 IQ that set her apart. Member of MENSA, coding whiz, basically speaking binary while most girls were still figuring out their tan lines. She built a website that pulled more hits than your favorite rock star's fan page, back when "going viral" still sounded like a disease. Gave a generation of pervy teenagers their first taste of online ass at the turn of the millennium. She keeps winning in every lane she steps in, opening doors for the shy girls who secretly crave the spotlight and aren't afraid to get sloppy. If Asia hadn't kicked the hinges off the porn closet, half the cute bookworms lighting up screens today would've stayed buried in fan-fiction. Lucky for us, this cum-hungry genius said fuck it, took charge, and made the industry her bitch.