

Eleanor’s a stacked blonde everyone’s jerked to but nobody really knows. Been huntin’ for real dirt on her and came up empty; she keeps her past buried like it’s national security. Tried every alias I could think of—nothing. Your best shot is typing her name straight into the big tubes—ClubSandy, PixAndVideo, whatever clips still float around. Beyond that, she’s basically a ghost.

Eleanor’s a stacked blonde everyone’s jerked to but nobody really knows. Been huntin’ for real dirt on her and came up empty; she keeps her past buried like it’s national security. Tried every alias I could think of—nothing. Your best shot is typing her name straight into the big tubes—ClubSandy, PixAndVideo, whatever clips still float around. Beyond that, she’s basically a ghost.