
Shawn Alff was straight up obsessed with his accountant Ryan Keely. The guy swore he couldn't shake her, that she was thinking about him the same way, but they hit a wall: zero blood between them. Zero. So one afternoon they hunched over this family tree she drew up, hunting four generations back for any link that might make her his step-accountant or something close. Nada. Found a couple of old relatives who messed around but never married, so tax season stayed their only connection. Shawn still wanted to turn the whole thing filthy. Figured maybe she could threaten him with an audit to get him in bed, but Ryan was too clean for that, refused to play dirty with a client. Then she leaned in and dropped the bomb. 'You are getting audited,' she told him, cool as anything, 'but my step-brother's at the IRS, and I know exactly how to make it disappear.' He saw it plain in her eyes, the hunger, the fact that a regular guy like him couldn't hold a candle to a step-brother with connections. Whatever they might've had was toast.
Shawn Alff was straight up obsessed with his accountant Ryan Keely. The guy swore he couldn't shake her, that she was thinking about him the same way, but they hit a wall: zero blood between them. Zero. So one afternoon they hunched over this family tree she drew up, hunting four generations back for any link that might make her his step-accountant or something close. Nada. Found a couple of old relatives who messed around but never married, so tax season stayed their only connection. Shawn still wanted to turn the whole thing filthy. Figured maybe she could threaten him with an audit to get him in bed, but Ryan was too clean for that, refused to play dirty with a client. Then she leaned in and dropped the bomb. 'You are getting audited,' she told him, cool as anything, 'but my step-brother's at the IRS, and I know exactly how to make it disappear.' He saw it plain in her eyes, the hunger, the fact that a regular guy like him couldn't hold a candle to a step-brother with connections. Whatever they might've had was toast.