Summon The Cock

Xander and his crew were deep in their DnD campaign when Dollie kept screwing every roll just to summon her stupid hawk. Annoyed as hell, Xander snapped. Their friends scattered quick. Alone in the living room, Dollie made her move. She wanted Xander riled up and ready to wreck her. She didn't need +10 cunning to see he was hard already. They ditched the dice fast. Clothes hit the floor like penalty cards. Next thing she knew, she was bent over the table, spells and character sheets crumpled under her tits while Xander drove into her like he rolled a natural twenty. Every thrust felt better than a critical hit. Who knew a campaign could end with creampies instead of victory points?