Swapped At Birth

Scene opens on Alice (Jane Wilde) licking frosting off her fork. Fred (Eric Masterson) and Barbara (Brandi Love) sit beside her, proud as hell. Wrapping paper and empty gift bags litter the table. Barbara says she can't believe Alice just turned eighteen—time flies. As Barbara clears plates, Fred grins and says Alice gets hotter every year. Barbara steps back in. They both drop the bomb: she's not actually their kid. Fred and Barbara explain the whole trade—they swapped Alice with the Greens' baby down the block. Their plan? Fuck her as soon as she was legal. Alice says she'll call the cops, but when they remind her about all the questions and fallout, she stays put. She agrees to the threesome. Life as she knew it is done.