Why Should You Have All The Fun?

Paul's over at Dave's house when Dave drops a bomb: he fucked his stepmom Sharon last night. Paul's jaw hits the floor because they always joked about it, but Dave's dead serious. Apparently Sharon gave him that look in the shower and suddenly it was game on. Paul can't hide his jealousy, but then his brain starts working. He hits Dave with the question that's been brewing. Next time it happens, maybe he gets in on the action too. Dave laughs it off at first, but Paul pushes, reminding him of every favor he's done over the years. "You owe me, man." Dave finally caves and says he'll ask. Later Sharon's chilling in the living room when the boys walk in with that look. She can tell something's up. Dave lays it out straight. She can't believe he spilled their secret, lays into him for breaking his promise. But Paul and Dave keep pushing, talking about two guys ready to give her whatever she wants. Sharon fights it for a second, worried about the risk, but her body's already saying yes. Two's better than one, and she's not turning that down.