Cooking Up An Anal Surprise

Siri's bare-ass naked under a tiny apron, phone tucked between shoulder and ear while she talks to her friend. She's got the perfect little surprise cooked up for her husband—he's supposed to bust in early, and her stepson Ricky's off practicing music. She hangs up, cranks the radio, starts chopping. Then the front door opens. She figures it's him, yells that she's got a surprise waiting once he changes. Only it isn't him. Ricky walks in, freezes, and gets an eyeful of his stepmom's bare ass cheeks peeking out under that apron. He stands there gawking until she spins around, catches him, and turns eight shades of red. Turns out tomorrow's the actual surprise day—today's just a goddamn mix-up. Siri stammers, tries to play it cool, then offers whatever it takes to keep this quiet. Ricky's mouth curls into a dirty little grin. Dinner's clearly on hold.