Is That A BUTTPLUG??

Nicole and Penny have this running prank war where they try to pants each other without getting caught. Nicole loses every damn time. Penny's too slick—dinging doorbells, leaving dishes around, whatever it takes to catch her off guard. Once you're pantsed you can't get revenge the same day, which is fucking brutal for Nicole. She never catches up. So one afternoon Penny hears Nicole chatting on the phone, creeps in, grabs the waistband, and yanks like always. Nothing. Nicole's pants just sit there. She spins around grinning, because the whole call was fake and those aren't regular pants—they're overalls tucked under an old sweater. Penny backs up fast, tries to bolt, but Nicole snags her sweatpants and rips them down. Turns out Penny's bare-assed and wearing a shiny butt plug. Nicole lights up. Horned-up and cocky now that she's finally scored a point, she asks why they don't make a little wager out of the win—play with that plug, maybe taste each other while they're at it. Penny hesitates, then bites her lip and laughs, letting Nicole pull her down onto the couch. What starts as laughter turns into hungry moans as Nicole's tongue works Penny's rim, easing the plug out and back in, both of them sweating and cursing and calling each other cheaters until the place reeks of sex and victory.