Wedding Jitters

It's Amy and Colin's wedding day, and his stepmom Martha's getting them ready. Colin's nerves are shot, so Martha steps in to fix it. She sends Amy off to grab snacks. When Amy comes back she's frozen in the doorway, staring at Colin latched onto Martha's bare tit like a damn tit addict. Martha explains it all, calm as you please: he's been starving for affection forever, she babied him too much, and tits became his built-in tranquilizer. Amy's grossed out and ready to bolt, but Martha keeps her cool. She points out that nothing's changed, Colin was always this way. Then she ups the ante and tells Amy to get over here, learn how to keep her new groom from losing his shit. Let's see if she's got what it takes to keep him calm.