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Christ, I'm barely through the door and she's already sizing me up like I just stole her lunch money. This Czech fighter's got that look in her eye, all sharp angles and smirk, and here I am dragging my hungover ass in like some sad sack. Haven't slept more than three hours and my lungs are basically smoke barrels at this point. But the match is on. She grins when I cough and that little flash of teeth says everything. She's going to enjoy turning my out-of-shape carcass into a breathing exercise for her. I can already feel the bruise blooming where her shin's about to kiss my ribs. My dick twitches like my body forgot what we're actually here for. Yeah, cocky bitch. Let's see if all that training beats thirty years of standing outside doorways with a cigarette between my fingers.