Esther and the cue

Billiards is straight-up foreplay with a stick and balls. Watch me take that thick, hard cue in both hands and ram it straight where I want it. When those balls finally drop into the pocket I come all over myself celebrating. Can’t play a single game without getting dripping wet, and if a little piss leaks out while I bend over the table? Too fucking bad. That’s just part of the fun.