Adventures in squirt-land - part 1.

Miss Teacher swore she wouldn't punish me for late homework, then flipped the script. Now I'm desperate to get back on her good side. She's announced today's lesson is geography, specifically the mysterious region called Squirtland, but that destination's brand-new to me. Guess I'll find out exactly how to please her once class starts, and I intend to take every instruction she gives me like my future depends on it.